Knave of Hearts

[knaveofhearts]

go ask alice when she's, ten feet tall



KnaveofHearts

bonjour, my name is Andy. i've got 15
tracks spinning on my record. i've got serious skill 'cause i've been roleplaying for 5 YEARS and i live in the EST timezone.

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go ask alice, i think she'll know

name , Knave of Hearts
nicknames , Knave, Jack
age & date of birth , 22, February 29
gender , male
sexual orientation , heterosexual
race , card
played by , Crispin Glover
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when logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead

height , 5 ft 10 in.
weight , 140
tattoos and piercings , None, unless you count the image of a black heart on his right cheek which, for whatever reason, isn't seen in his picture
distinguishing features , He has fairly long black hair that is nearly unmanagable, and takes about an hour to get it to stay the way he usually has it. He has somewhat pale skin, but never seems to get a tan, even though he spends all his time outside. His eyes seem to change between blue and green depending on the light, and he has a habit of never looking into the eyes of those he's speaking to.
physical flaws , A scar that runs the length of his left arm, acquired in a swordfight with the White Knight.
personal style , He's very refined, and almost always wears a suit and tie. He always has his guitar with him, and takes care to never let his instrument or his clothes get dirty or show any imperfection. Also, he always carries a deck of cards and a knife or two with him.
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and the white knight is talking backwards

likes , -Music
-Poetry
-Shiny objects
-Pointy objects
-Objects that are both shiny and pointy
-Tea
-Chocolate
-Talking nonsense
-Nonsense that doesn't talk
-Any kind of nonsense at all, really.
-Playing practical jokes on Card Soldiers
-Stealing tarts
dislikes , -Being interrogated
-Being interrogated by Card Soldiers
-Being interrogated about things that he didn't do
-The sound of an out-of-tune guitar
-Any out-of-tune instrument
-The Cheshire Cat
-Card Soldiers
-Insects
-Children
-Math
-Science

strengths , -A good liar
-Knows when to quit
-Quick-witted
-Patient
-Calm
weaknesses , -A liar
-Finds it somewhat difficult to tell the truth sometimes
-Not good at hiding negative emotions (fear, anger, etcetera)
-Lack of physical strength
-Clumsy
-Likes chocolate too much
fears , -The Queen of Hearts
-Fire
-Falling into any large body of water.
overall personality , The Knave of Hearts is a liar, thief, and assassin (although he's only ever killed one man) who has, for the most part, given up his life of crime and turned to music instead of thievery. Of course, he still steals a few tarts from the Queen's kitchen every once in a while.
He's polite, funny, sarcastic, witty, and has always been very popular with the opposite gender, but simply can't stand certain people in Wonderland. For example, the Cheshire Cat speaks such nonsense that not even the Knave can understand him. And of course, the Knave has always been on the King and Queen of Hearts' bad side.

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and the red queen's "off with her head"

hometown , Wonderland, if you can call it a town
father , None. He was more "made" than "born." He is just a card in human form, after all.
mother , None. Same as above.
siblings , Jacks of Diamonds, Spades, Clubs. You know, the other suits. As the jack is just the word for a card with a picture of a knave, they would all be thieves, just like the Knave of Hearts.
pets , None.
history , After being arrested and tried for stealing tarts from the Queen of Hearts, he moved on to steal other things. Money, jewels, things of that nature. And he still took a tart or two from the Queen's kitchen from time to time. More recently, he became more of a musician than thief, and had befriended the Hatter and March Hare. Since the situation with the Joker had started, the Knave's infamy had become much less...well, infamous. He intended to change that. After all, the Knave of Hearts had always been a name associated with crime in Wonderland, and he didn't appreciate being upstaged.
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remember what the dormouse said

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roleplay sample ,

"Ridiculous...Simply ridiculous..." the Knave muttered as he sat in the courtroom, waiting for his trial to start. This was, if he remembered correctly, the fourth time he'd been put on trial for stealing tarts from the Queen of Hearts, which didn't seem to be too heinous a crime, but this was Wonderland after all...
"Oh, dear! Oh, my fur and whiskers! I'm late!" the White Rabbit muttered as he hurried into the court, late as always.
"Court is now in session!" a Card Soldier shouted.
"OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" roared the Queen, furious at the Knave's actions and general disrespect for authority.
"We haven't had the trial yet, your Majesty," the Knave replied calmly. "Of course, I'll leave this room with my head intact, and probably be put on trial again within a week, but I suppose I must be tried in order for you to feel you still have some power over me."
The Queen simply stared at him for a moment, seething with rage, but realized that he was right.
"...I see. You're...free to go, then," she said in a feeble attempt at staying calm. "Cards, please remove the Knave of Hearts' handcuffs on his way out," she added, having a bit of difficulty with the word "please."
The Knave left the courtroom after the Card Soldiers removed his chains, and went on to plot another theft of the Queen's tarts to take place later that day.

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Yeah, so, I couldn't find anything to use as a sample, so I just made something up. About a trial of the Knave, which probably took place about a year before the Joker took over.

KEEP YOUR HEAD

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mmkay. so this application hurr was made by AMANDA IN WONDERLAND !? of caution. steal it or take off this credit, and i shall hunt you down and eat your insides! lyrics credit to jefferson airplane.

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